I love Guinness. That makes me 'a Guinness-drinking-girl.' But in Jamaica, there are connotations associated with the title. Apparently women who drink the dark stout are supposed to be let's say, ahem, more 'athletic' in the bedroom, capable of sustained high intensity cardio over long periods and with great frequency...This is similar to "white liver" but even more intense.
I no sure 'bout all that. Right here now, I am still in a long distance relationship. And all I can say is that Guinness, or no blouse-and-skirt-Guiness, I can attest to the fact that it is indeed possible to be celibate. So much so that you find yourself squishing up your face when you think about sex. Like "how that work again?"
It's an acquired taste (it being both Guinness and celibacy in a long distance relationship)...which is the case with most things good.
I wish I had one right now (Guinness).
A cold one (after all, what else would I want cold?).
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