I love Guinness. That makes me 'a Guinness-drinking-girl.' But in Jamaica, there are connotations associated with the title. Apparently women who drink the dark stout are supposed to be let's say, ahem, more 'athletic' in the bedroom, capable of sustained high intensity cardio over long periods and with great frequency...This is similar to "white liver" but even more intense.
I no sure 'bout all that. Right here now, I am still in a long distance relationship. And all I can say is that Guinness, or no blouse-and-skirt-Guiness, I can attest to the fact that it is indeed possible to be celibate. So much so that you find yourself squishing up your face when you think about sex. Like "how that work again?"
It's an acquired taste (it being both Guinness and celibacy in a long distance relationship)...which is the case with most things good.
I wish I had one right now (Guinness).
A cold one (after all, what else would I want cold?).
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" I can attest to the fact that it is indeed possible to be celibate. So much so that you find yourself squishing up your face when you think about sex. Like "how that work again?"
RaaS ! Lawd GAD ! ...pickney yu waan look after ! ;-)
LoL !
...now I'm thinking, would you be the same if you had "Guinii" at 16 years old !?.....What a havoc thou would wreaketh !! ;-)
LOL I love the comparison.
Makes me think of all those monks in Europe madly brewing their liqueurs and beers... ;-)
:)
Azikiwe... at 16, I was drinking Ting. That was my party drink.
Dont artists use celibacy for inspiration, channelling sexual expression into their work?
If pro sportspeople can do it, then so can i!
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